If Sherlock is a danseur then John is a swing dancer because reasons. Lifts! (Edit: Now with correct toes!)
showing your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it”
i was supposed to be the hero
Things nobody ever tells you about female bodily functions, so you have to google it to find out it’s perfectly normal:
Vaginal chemistry being acidic enough to bleach your black underwear.
wait… so *that’s* what happens?!?
I THOUGHT IT WAS STAINS NO WONDER THEY WEREN’T WASHING OFF
"You didn’t have to say all that…"
"Don’t baby him!"